Uncle Asshole
a relative or other pseudo-family member, not necessarily limited to uncles, who can always be counted on to say inappropriate things, express unpopular opinions, or otherwise make everyone uncomfortable at family gatherings.
“dude, who is that guy!?” “don’t mind him, he’s just my uncle -sshole.”
“you think you’re uncle -sshole is bad? mine voted for santorum!”
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