Uncle Bacon Face
the term for the owner of a really fugly blemish covered face. said face also contains horse-like features and a subtle smell of a low quality diner/breakfast buffet.
co-worker #1 : hey, let’s call that chick uncle bacon face because she has zits and horse-like features.
co-worker #2 : that sounds like a swell idea and i am sure we’re not going to h-ll at all for it!
co-worker #1 : of course not!
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