uncle bagel crisp
the s-xual act of giving a handjob with the circle of a bagel while thrusting potato chips into the giver of the handjob’s -n-s/v-g-n- while both partic-p-nts are dressed like a creepy uncle or a camp counselor
bob was very surprised by his dates enthusiasm as she gave him an uncle bagel crisp
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