Uncle Carl’s Dumpster Kick
when you duct tape a whoopie cushion to your foot and kick a female mexican in the -ss three times, then proceed to dump a gallon of dog sh-t on her noggin while listening to the christmas carol “jingle bell rock”
andy: hey, kimberly came over last night.
steve: the girl that moved here from mexico?
andy: yeah! i totally gave her a uncle carl’s dumpster kick.
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