uncle chapstick
a hot -ss mother f-cker that keeps it lit by slow chapping his beautifully lucious lips nice and easy. he chaps it so nice you’ll always come back for more!
jack: did you see uncle chapstick slow chap the clam the other day?
jil: it was the most glorious chapping of my life!
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