Uncle Douche
the one person in the family who always lets you down and is generally an ahole.
me: hey thanks for the golf ball for christmas.
uncle douche: i didn’t know what to buy you ill get you back
me: alright( sounds reasonable)
situation: 6 months later nothing…3 years later nothing…at his funeral gave him back his golf ball.
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