Uncle dude
coined by adam carolla, an uncle dude is a guy who breaks the “guy code”.
can also be used when a guy betrays other guys by way of giving information detrimental to men to women.
greg behrendt is an uncle dude.
a guy that tells his wife/girlfriend about the exploits of his friends, thus getting his friends in trouble with their wives/girlfriends. usually done preemptively to try to maintain innocence.
jerry is such an uncle dude, he told his wife we went to a m-ssage parlor and she told my wife.
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