Uncle Duncan’s Dirty Diver


when you engauge in -n-l intercourse with a female and you pull out your member and you notice she left you a present sitting inside your pee hole.
guy 1 “dude she let me do her in the p–pshoot for the first time!”
guy 2 “oh yea how was it man?”
guy 1 “great besides the fact she left me with an uncle duncan’s dirty diver”

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