Uncle Enore
noun:
the last living god; creator of heaven and -ss; creator of man juice; creator of the bartholin glands; creator of nipples; creator of the g spot; creator of suction; creator of spooge; creator of the gluteal cleft; creator of tongues; creator of swallowing; creator of breasticles; creator of p-ssy; creator of cl-toris; creator of l-b– majora; eater of all things p-ssy; eater of all things -ss; appreciator of all things moist and girl;
mythology surrounding uncle enore has it that he has earned all his wings, and is never afraid of girls.
syn:
unc am what he am; crippled old hippy; curmudgeon; -n-linguist; cunnalinguist;
i am a god! a god, i tell you…um…i mean…he is a god…god like…um…you get what i’m sayin’ here…
uncle enore not only invented oral s-x, he has raised it to a highly disgusting art form.
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