Uncle Googemizer
a s-xual act in which a man freezes his excrement in a common household freezer for 8-10 hours. afterwards, it is then taken out of the freezer, at which point the female uses it to m-st-rb-t-. for maximum pleasure, it can be frozen along with the female’s excrement and frozen for 24 hours.
afterwards, both male and female simultaneously use it as a d-ld-, -ss-to–ss or -ss-to-v-g-n-. the objective in this s-xual ‘game’ is for the male and the female to -j-c-l-t- or c-m, respectively, before the excrement starts to melt.
man: honey, i’m so bored of our lovemaking. perhaps we should try something new?
woman: i’ve heard about something called an uncle googemizer. perhaps we should try it?
– 1 day later –
man: wow, that felt so great! we should do it again.
woman: indeed, but we must remember to buy more laxatives.
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