Uncle Grubby’s Special
while in midair (from a jump for example) you fart on your hand and slap the f-ck out of someone next to you (generally the back of the head or the face.)
jarome: “can you believe it, that b-tch didn’t want to deepthroat me?”
tim: “what did you do about it?”
jarome: “i kept giving her uncle grubby’s specials until she did what i said.”
time: “yeah thats what i would have done too.”
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