Uncle Luke
1. capndik
2. lucas
3. the guy staring you down from the back of the snack isle.
3. simply, the s-xiest man alive.
“d-mn, b! who is that tubby b-tch staring at me from behind the fritos?” “don’t you know, ho? thats the smoothest pimp, uncle luke!!!”
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