uncle pedro
s-x with a man who doesn’t have an erection
“hey man you will never believe what happened last night. i met this smoking blonde at the bar and took her home. but sadly i had too much whiskey and when it came time to get some action i was only able to give her the uncle pedro. she got mad and left.”
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