uncle rusty


when your uncle sneaks up behind you at a family gathering and shoves is hand down your back side and fishhooks your -n-l sphincter with his index finger. you can’t run and you can’t scream. you just take it like a man until he lets loose.

this may also be known by some in the rural south as a mississippi mud finger.
it wouldn’t be a traditional thanksgiving at roger’s house without an old fashioned uncle rusty. roger got hooked four times last year before dinner.

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