Uncle Sam Shuffle
a s-x position in which requires three guys and two women in which two guys try shoving a bicycle into a womans v-g-n- while the third one sits on her face farting incessantly singing the national anthem with a blue wig on
hey bob,you and some of the fellas should come over tonight so we can uncle sam shuffle the sh-t out of mary.
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