uncle sam’s canoe club
a nickname given to the coast guard by the marines. usually said in a mocking manner due to the fact that the coast guard is rarely in combat and are instead mainly stopping drug boats and pulling six-pack rings off sea life. contrary to the life of a marine.
coastguardsman: i’m in the coast guard
marine: oh, you mean uncle sam’s canoe club?
coastguardsman: huh?
marine: p-ssy.
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