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uncle sam’s misguided children

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  uncle sam’s pig roast (n) – the act of copulation with an obese woman on the fourth of july. “brian’s walking kind of funny, he must’ve gone to uncle sam’s pig roast… by the way, happy independance day!!”

• Uncle Sam's Pack & Ship

  while the dominant male is giving -n-l s-x to the receiver he defecates. the giver is defecating and not the taker, and therefore the giver is packing (it in) and shipping (it out). the name derives from the story that uncle sam wilson of troy, ny was a meat packer during the war of 1812. […]

• Uncle Sam's Tennessee Turkey

  it is mainly described as the very inhumane act of deficating on a innocent young female and -j-c-l-t-ng on her face whilst consuming a quite delicious golden glazed turkey leg and reciting the pledge of allegance. dude man! roberto gave tina the gnarliest uncle sam’s tennessee turkey last night!

• Uncle Samual

  a little baby monkey who likes to eat cheese. she: omg, i just got an uncle samual! he: a little man?

• Uncle Sandwich

  it is when a man is f-cking a woman in the -ss and she begins to defecate, he pulls out and c-ms on a peice of bread, forcing her to eat it. man, i done totally give that b-tch an uncle sandwich last night.

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