Uncle SAMSONITE
uncle samsonite is a fat -ss d-ck who likes to dance with parker sofia and kara and has a cat tubbs. he rides on bigweld. and his fav song is lemon on the chain with a v cut
its time to have some fun with uncle samsonite
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