uncle sreejy
an elderly, yet s-xy man who lures children to his large, white van during a (preferred) sunday afternoon. he then proceeds to read innocent material to his victim right before (usually) scarring the childrens’ lives with forced -ssault. his victims will usually never remain the same afterward. some victims come back, and others.. well they never do. this potential experience is called the “reading buddies” experience. caution: if you are a reading buddies survivor and would like to seek help, please call the following number: 1-800-273-8255
“hey, did u hear jeff was a reading buddies survivor.” said mahdin.
pattel answered, ” yeah boy, he survived uncle sreejy . how is that even possible?!”
ricky chimed in, ” i dunno but iz lit up in these brampton woods!
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