Uncle Steve
the act of having to go down to the local gas station to take a dump and shower in the sink.
“hey man, my water got shut off so i had to pull an uncle steve and go to bp.”
that time of the month for a woman, girl and effeminate males.
instead of “aunt flo” coming to visit, it’s “uncle steve”.
a complete tool; someone who lacks respect from anyone, and talks a big game and it just makes them sound more r-t-rded.
hey matt, lets saran wrap that that dude’s desk. he’ll try to play it off like he did for some dumb -ss reason. hes such an uncle steve.
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