Uncle Swag
the universal uncle that gives you advice on your swag. if you are not looking too your potential he (usually the role is taken up by a bro) will undoubtedly drop in and help out and maximize your swagger
mark: “sandals, crew socks, athletic shorts, flannel; ready to hit up some girls!”
tom: “dude you need some advice from uncle swag, try this instead…”
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