Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud
a condition in which the affected person will have a dying urge to read everything they see out loud.
this can become incredibly annoying.
a kid walks into a shop…
kid: “ooooh, screwdriver… ooooh, pencil sharpener, ooooh, this side up…”
clerk: “oh, another case of uncontrollable reading-aloud…”
Read Also:
- Uncontrollable Skank
us (uncontrollable sk-nk) or using (uncontrollably sk-nking) is a term used when one is so drunk/high/both, that he/she has very little control over their body and dances, or sk-nks, to a beat bill: sh-t! is jake oding?! ben: nahhh mate, he’s using, ya dun’knoe about jake’s uncontrollable sk-nks!
- Uncooked Egg
refers to a cute girl who’s body looks good in clothes but awful naked. for example, when you crack an uncooked egg into a pan, the whites and yolks go everywhere you don’t want them to go. you want the yolk in the middle, but it just keeps running all over. a girl is an […]
- expendy
expensive, costly, or of a high price or value. d-mn, that’s expendy!
- fluff tander
a term used to describe someone who collects the fluff from their navel to make a rather fetching sweater. look at that fluff tander’s new sweater!
- Fox News conservative
also, fox news republican. a hard-line, ultra-conservative with absolutely no left-wing or liberal tendencies. fox news conservatives will never vote for a democrat, regardless of the issues or the candidate. danny: man, your dad voted for pete wilson even though he’s pro-choice. i didn’t see that coming. chris: my dad always votes republican. he’s a […]