uncothumbulated
the act (or condition) of texting whilst walking with the inevitable effect that you walk haphazardly and in a manner that is distinctly irritating to others around you who are not suffering from acute uncothumbulation.
he was so uncothumbulated that he b-mped into an elderly lady using a zimmer frame.
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