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Under Decker

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• underdecking

  conspiring against an authority figure to take synchronized sh-ts underneath said authority figure’s deck. usually performed in groups of two to five people. in extreme cases, sh-t burritos are fashioned with paper towels and left to be found. oh, no. have you seen the kids? i hope their not underdecking us again!

• zwiffle

  v. the act of cleaning ones genitals, post coitus, on a conveniently placed piece of material, when a tissue or similar conventional cleaning device is not near at hand. jo: “sh-t, what do i do now? i don’t have any tissues.” nora: “just zwiffle on the curtain! the cleaners won’t mind.”

• zwock

  (pr-nounced: wok) meaning 1: a person who is/does something stupid , possibly life endangering or just generally ridiculous. meaning 2: something you can describe as being stupid, possibly life endangering or just generally ridiculous. meaning 1- example: don’t point that at your head, you zwock! meaning 2- example: i’m not gonna eat napalm, that sh-t’s […]

• Easter Splooge

  after weeks of giving up masturbation for lent, it is the ultimate -j-c-l-t–n experienced after lent is over, on easter. jimmy cracked corn instead of touching himself for lent, when it was over he had an easter splooge, it was magical.

• egasto

  egasto is a fine word only used by the finest of the fine. lol… well this word is used by my brother and as u might know from futurama, bender the evil b-st-rd robot who reminds me of my bro lol… – hi how are you – egasto…. – oh i see, i’m very sorry

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