under the dress vagina press
a deadly riposte, whereby you lunge verily with yon weapon, under the hem of the enemies skirt (man-skirt if applicable) and prod your tool against their lower regions.
this often causes confusion, arousal, fright, projectile vomiting, or a counter-attack with the nut suck poking f-ck
man 1 – why h-llo there! what fine weather we are having today!
man 2 – what you say! a revenge on you! -man 2 uses under the dress v-g-n- press on man 1-
man 1 – oh no i am dead
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