Under The Sheen
being under the influence of charlie sheen
friend 1- here dude you drive i drank too much.
friend 2- man no. its like the car just -just cant handle me. if i were to get in that car and attempt to drive it the world would implode. its just like that. thats life
friend 3- he’s under the sheen. lock him in a padded room
and we can wait to see if its reversible.
person- that is so b-tchin’
cop- sir, have you had anything to drink tonight? im gonna need for you to breath into this.
man- no i cant. do you know what my breath would do if i breathed on that thing? it would probably kill you and all of your family. and maybe even every single person in the world.
cop- im gonna give you a ticket for being under the sheen, and then take you to an insane asylum.
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