underhair
noun. a portmanteau of the words “underwear” and “hair”.
underhair is the pubic hair that sticks out of the sides of crotch of a woman’s swimsuit (esp. bikinis), when she has not shaved or waxed down there.
jessica: omg, laurie…did you see anna on the beach yesterday?
laurie: omg, like, totally. so embar-ssing…it’s like she never shaved in her life. it was so thick and, like, disgusting.
jessica: omg, like, totally. major underhair.
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