Underwear-Fu
the martial art of making your underwear last longer. it typically starts with front-to-back, then back-to-front, then inside out, then front-to-back. the process repeats day by day.
“dude, my underwear lasts twice as long now that i know the art of underwear-fu!”
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instantaneous application of the hand to the erected p-n-s with a stroking motion alternating the momentum until -j-c-l-t–n has occured. vashish: did you pelt a round for luke last night ? kebby: (kebby nods with a smirk on his face and says) of course i did 🙂
- Kinky Lewis
when you have -n-l with either s-x (male or female) and they shart the c-m back into your hands and you wipe it onto your nans cardigan saying its moisturiser ” hey bro i totally done a kinky lewis last night “
- Masturbativly
masturbativly. .. a word explaining how one would enjoy something so much it brings as much happiness as masturbating barbara: “that pizza looks tasty” danny: ” it does .. i’m going to eat it masturbativly “
- fronity
frontal nudity. i like movies with a lot of fronity.
- brick tits
when someone has rock hard br–sts, can be a guy or a girl. with a guy its pectoral muscles, for a girl it is just abnormally large br–sts. did you hear about christyn? i heard he has brick t-ts!