undouchify
1) to undo the douchness upon a douche, on the condition that this is scientifically, physically, emotionally, logistically, spiritually, emotionally, financially, geographically, humanly possible.
2) to make a douche less of a douche.
gurl: my bf is such a douche
boi: hmmmm, how much of a douche is he?
gurl: 51% douche
boi: that’s majority maaaayne
gurl: yeah, i need to undouchify him because me love him loooong time and want his 47 babies
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