unemployee
someone who recently had a job, but lost it in this depressed economic climate.
there are too many unemployees up in here.
i’m an unemployee of gm.
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the act of setting ones self free, by taking your hard earned tax dollars back from the state. i.e. b–bs, dubes & tubes step into my office…why? because you’re f-cking laid off! join you’re local unemployment club, i.e ucpb = the unemployment club of pacific beach, california. a symptom of the failure and insanity of […]
- Unemployer
the company that lays you off but gives you 2 months notice so that you have to come in day in and day out, completely unmotivated and depressed, before you’re utterly jobless. you’re employed, and yet, unemployed, like how vampires are undead. who is responsible for this wretched state of being? your unemployer. man! my […]
- unemploymentating
this is a portmanteau of “unemployment” and “marinating” meaning to simmer or bask oneself in unemployment for a short period of time. greta was clearly unemploymentating after being laid off, as she had made little effort at searching for another job.
- Unemployment Bath
using the pool as a means of personal hygiene since traditional bathing methods are no longer required and the entire day can be spent poolside bro: dude, you smell like chlorine. loser: yeah, ever since i lost my job i’ve just be taking unemployment baths.
- Unemployment Back
a condition in which one’s back hurts from sitting at a computer for 12 hours a day job hunting online. “all of this job hunting has given me unemployment back.”