Unentendre
a bit of a hybrid between a double entendre and an unintended pun, and in the best examples, a faux pas as well. a phrase, word or action which in a given, hopefullly public, context has an unintended (usually hilarious and/or offensive and inappropriate) meaning.
1. he was telling the checkout chick that the day was looking up when all he had in his basket was a packet of kids party hats and a box of condoms; what an unentendre!
2. asking someone ‘is that guy r-t-rded or what?’ to find out that they -are- r-t-rded and that they are said someone’s brother.
3. saying ‘what a lovely pair’ to another father whose teenage daughter was playing with yours – only now his daughter is alone, making you look like a complete pedo.
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