Unexpected Eargasm


when playing a video or music on a computer, ipod, or other mp3 device. the audio was unexpectedly turned all the ways up, and blasts your eardrums out. sometimes causing you to make the face of an -rg-sm.
my ears are still ringing from the unexpected eargasm i just had

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