Unexpected Load
when a man is under the belief that he is having protected s-x with a female, only to find he is wrong.
did you here about steve?
yeah, his “unexpected load” is due in about 9 months.
or
he thought i was on the pill.
jesus kathy, that’s a h-ll of an “unexpected load” to explain to poor steve.
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interlocking your two hands in the “shocker” position, then inserting them into a woman. i hit her with the unexpected shark!
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when something that unexpected and awesome happen. “i reached in my pocket and found twenty bucks” “nice man, unexpected t-tties”
- Unexpected toke.
when you are a mild stoner and someone offers you a free toke on unexpected occasions. i hardly get stoned at all. i only really get stoned when i have an unexpected toke.
- unexpected turd
a tur that suddenly appears inyour underwear. most commonly happens when u have dhiarea. e.g dad: good morning son -sniff- holy cow whats that smell teen: -checks underwear- omfg its an unexpected t-rd
- unexpected visitor/stranger
an unexpected visitor is when you take a poo or sh-t in the morning (usaly after a late night fast food run) and it smells so bad that you dont recognize it as your own smell. its as if a stranger or a visitor has used your bathroom prior to you. man i ate jack […]