unexpected pregnancy
*rip*
girl: what was that
boy: nothing uh haha
girl: don’t you dare tell me it ripped
boy: uh then i won’t…
girl: $#&@#__##&#&#&#-#&@&&_#@#_@&£{`¶|¶®€{¢}€}¥}|}¢©©{¢¢©®✓!!!!!??!!!
boy: my bad?
yeah he was kind of an unexpected pregnancy.
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