unexpected titties
when something that unexpected and awesome happen.
“i reached in my pocket and found twenty bucks”
“nice man, unexpected t-tties”
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when you are a mild stoner and someone offers you a free toke on unexpected occasions. i hardly get stoned at all. i only really get stoned when i have an unexpected toke.
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a tur that suddenly appears inyour underwear. most commonly happens when u have dhiarea. e.g dad: good morning son -sniff- holy cow whats that smell teen: -checks underwear- omfg its an unexpected t-rd
- unexpected visitor/stranger
an unexpected visitor is when you take a poo or sh-t in the morning (usaly after a late night fast food run) and it smells so bad that you dont recognize it as your own smell. its as if a stranger or a visitor has used your bathroom prior to you. man i ate jack […]
- unexpectedtypingflea
when you tap the mouse pad accidentally and the cursor appears half way into the sentance you have already typed, but you can carry on typing anyway because you don’t realise boy: thaamazing though t would be girl:wtf? boy:omg, sorry, i just had an an unexpectedtypingflea, it should have been that would be amazing though
- Unexpected Wet T-Shirt Contest
you can enter yourself in a wet t-shirt contest by standing too close to the curb on a rainy day. and a car drives by and gets your t-shirt wet. jane has nice nips after she was standing to close to the curb and a car drove by and gave her the unexpected wet t-shirt […]