Unexpected Wet T-Shirt Contest
you can enter yourself in a wet t-shirt contest by standing too close to the curb on a rainy day. and a car drives by and gets your t-shirt wet.
jane has nice nips after she was standing to close to the curb and a car drove by and gave her the unexpected wet t-shirt contest
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