unfortunate old fashion
when a girl gives you a hand job, while simultaneously turning away to puke, and continues to fondle your weiner aggressively.
“brianna gave me an unfortunate old fashion in the back seat of a car ride home. b-tch left me blue balled and half of the car covered in chunks lol!”
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