unfucker


an unf-cker is some one who is a smooth playboy, and totally convinces you that you do want to have s-x with him, but when it comes down to it cant hold up his end of the deal for one of the following reasons:

a. drank too much and cant get it up.

b. is terrified of having s-x perhaps for medical reasons (ie, fear of premature -j-c-l-t–n or has had some type of accident or surgery)

c. has some type of std like herpes that he is scared he would p-ss on to you.

sometimes it gets really awkward when you encounter one of these unf-ckers on a one night stand, waiting and waiting for the punchline… but it never comes.
jacie: omg, i cant believe it, all that smooth talkin and marcus turned out to be an unf-cker.

tina: what? he unf-cked you too?? gosh, that guy totally unf-cked me, and i was sure i was getting laid. i think he is unf-cking that little turkish girl now. poor thing, soon she will find out hes an unf-cker too.

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    a term to show how nice/kind/friendly/helpful/awesome people are. fann: d-mn, why do i meet all the f-ckers in the world? alfred: oh, g-d is showing you all the f-ckers in this world so that you will know how unf-ckerish i am. :d

  • unfuckgivable

    unable to give a single/multiple f-ck(s) the proud man seemed unf-ckgivable as he marched gloriously down the street proclaiming “f-ck da police” while being pursued by several police officers.

  • Unfuckgettable

    a one night stand, or s-x with someone who is not a significant other that was definitely more mind- blowing than usual. “i only met him last night, but he certainly knew what to do in bed! that s-x was unf-ckgettable.”

  • unfuckinbelievable

    when unbelievable just doesnt cut it the idiot in linguistics said “i had 2 girls making out on my lap as i was taking a bong hit and i was just like “unf-ckinbelievable”” the way she treated me was unf-ckinbelievable.

  • unfuckingreal

    unbelievable, incredible, fantastic; usually refers to some extremely excellent food or something to be appreciated or incredible thing. also can relate to unreal good s-x, your partner, the act, or yourself. can be applied to many different things that can be appreciated or found to be unbelievable. the delicious dinner that you made last night […]


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