Uniballer
person with only one t-st-cl- i.e: josh scanlon
anyone: sup uniballer!
josh scanlon; 🙁
a legendary pimp who wanders the town at night pimpin you hos and leaves his mark by dippin his one and only t-st-cl- in a can of blue paint, sw-ngin it up and slapping his victims with it. the paint can never be washed off.
d-mn the uniballer pimped jaimes mom last night!
a disgruntled man that has one t-st-cl- and somehow bangs dirty goth chicks. can also be a ball point pen maker.
g-dd-mn that uni-baller got two girls now when hes only got one nad?
any man who overcompensates for missing a ball (t-st-cl-) by being excessively aggressive, critical, masculine or pompous. a.k.a. juan bahler.
“say, dad, if winning isn’t everything, then why does brian j. kelly always insist on keeping score?”
“because he stands a mere 5 feet 8 inches tall and is a bonafide uni-baller, that’s why. …’boy’s only got one ball.”
“bet crowded elevators probably smell different to midgets too, huh dad?”
a man and/or boy who gets their t-st-cl- knocked out usually by a girl. so the person only has one t-st-cl-.
john ed got his left nut knocked out by anniela during lunch, now he takes the t-tle as uni-baller.
“brian earp”
talk to him on roadkill0066…hes an interesting guy with one t-st-cl-
brian is the most amazing uniballer i know
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