unibeard
similar to a unibrow, a unibeard is when a man’s beard and chest hair have no distinct separation. it’s all hair from chin to chest.
kim made kevin shave and define his beard better because she was sick of seeing his sloppy unibeard.
a look popularized by european males, notably soccer players, where the the beard and the hair are kept a uniform closely-cropped length.
that euro gets all the ladies. it must be his unibeard!
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