Uniboob Bacon


bacon made from the meat a single female breast.
hannah: i bet that norwiegen water dog would taste delicious with some unib–b bacon

andrea: yes but it is hard to come by these days

hannah: i heard the mexicans have been smuggling slices of this tasty b–by bacon to sell half off when you buy an ounce of crack

andrea: actually i prefer to buy unib–b bacon from the russians

hannah: it doesn’t matter where it comes from, unib–b bacon is simply delightful in my tummy!

andrea: yes because b–b meat is so much more tasty then pigs!

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