Unicorn Ambush
a “practical joke” or show of bromantic affection where a guy jumps on the back of an unsuspecting guy and grabs that guy’s genitals/p-n-s (i.e. the unicorn’s horn).
“wow, i was just in the lobby and saw a drunk guy jump on another dude’s back and grab his junk! he unicorn ambushed him in front of everyone!”
a sign of bromantic affection or a practical joke where a guy jumps on the back of an unsuspecting guy and grabs his family jewels so hard he defecates in his pants!
“dude! i was down in the lobby and just saw a big guy just jump on this azn dude’s back and grab his nuts! the azn was so freakin scared he sh-t his pants!”
“no way! he unicorn ambushed that slope!”
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