unicorn boobies
another name for a female pursued but never conquered; a mythical set of b–bs
he spent most of his free time online talking to unicorn b–bies.
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- unicorn blood
any substance that will bring you back to life even if you are an inch from death. ( the term death in this context is liberally used in reference to a hangover or other state of sickness or depravity). could be any thing from loratabs and cocaine to robitussin and liquor. john: hey bill your […]
- unicorn chaser
serves as a cleansing of the palate after a viewer has been subjected to a distasteful internet image or experience. after that g–ts-, the only thing that could save me from going blind was a unicorn chaser. (noun) a person that is too perky, nice, cutesy, or obnoxiously positive and lives in a imaginary world […]
- unicorn club
when a girl is being taken from behind during intercoures she puts her hand on her forehead like a unicorn for ten seconds without the guy knowing. then you are in the secret unicorn club. hey me and — f-cked last night and i got initiated to the unicorn club
- Unicorn Combover
during the act of fallatio, a gentleman with an untamed mane of pubic hair combs it over the f-ll-t-r’s face. dude, i used rogaine on my p-b-s and gave my girlfriend a unicorn combover.
- unicorn conservative
a citizen who is not wealthy or a business owner, but is so sure that one day they will be, they vote against fair labor and social services, while voting in favor of tax breaks for those wealthier than themselves. working cl-ss voters whose dreams have not met reality. a unicorn conservative lives in a […]