Unicorn Cum
a shot created by some bad to the bone bartenders in college station. it is copied in name alone, but only a select few know how to properly make it. it is not blue, purple, or red. it looks like a kamikaze and tastes like rainbows dancing across your tongue. after two, you might even slap a leprechaun.
i would like 3 unicorn c-m shots please.
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