Unicorn fisting
the act in where you act like a unicorn while still being able to fist punch a
hooker on a friday night
i had a mad session with the dirty hoover there was so much unicorn fisting involved
#fisting #box smashing
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- Jose Foley
one who is very p-ssionate and loving. one who has a big c-ck. s-xy and will make you feel better no matter what. i think of jose foley of being big.
- c.p.w.a.p.
common accronym meaning “cartoon p-rn with a purpose.” example: the directions in a condom box are best when ill-strated using c.p.w.a.p.
- WTHIGO
what the h-ll is going on? • when someone has absolutely no idea what’s going on. •”what the h-ll is going on down here?” •wthigo = what the h-ll is going on
- CandyGen
a type if person who is seeking out for s-x. dad: honey i think i’m a candygen mom: me to!!! we are perfect for each other!!! #candy
- Transylvanian Firehose
a s-xual maneuver in which a man lops off the head of his own p-n-s and sprays one or more other individuals with the resulting blood spray. alan’s in the er after attempting a transylvanian firehose.