Unicorn Sighting
a unicorn sighting is something magical that happens or is witnessed, that is otherwise indescribable. usually it is a so-bad-that-it’s-good type of situation or circ-mstance that is witnessed.
“hey, i just saw a clown walk up to a bar and try to order a 5 dollar drink with pennies, and it’s 2 in the afternoon. that’s like, i don’t even know.”
“i think you just had a unicorn sighting.”
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