Unicorned
the act of taping a beer can to a p-ssed out friend’s forehead. accomplished with one empty beer can some tape.
jon: jaeger got unicorned and the f-g is sitting on his face.
teggs: sucks to be him.
when grinding on a male so low that his p-n-s rests on your head.
lucy got unicorned on the dance floor last night.
when boning a horse and its d-ck goes through your forehead
you just got unicorned!!!!
when having missionary s-x and you punch the girl in the forhead and leave a red mark.
so i had her on the bed and was taking that -ss hard then i unicorned her.
when you take your t-st-cl-s and gently put them in the eye sockets of a sleeping friend while at the same time getting aroused and having a full erection thus making them a unicorn.
“dude if i find out one of you guys unicorned me i’m going to take out the time to personally -ss-ssinate each one of you”
unicorned-when a person in the gym gets rammed in the -ss by a large piece of exercise equipment.
mike wasn’t paying attention and was unicorned by the leg press.
to stick an enemy in halo 3 with a spike grenade so that it sticks out of their head giving them the appearance of a unicorn.
yo man, you just got unicorned!
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