unidentifiable food object


an article of food that has been left in the refrigerator, freezer, or car so long that it is no longer identifiable as edible;also known as ufo or vintage food.
when i was cleaning out the fridge i found two cans of orange soda, some old turkey meat, and an unidentifiable food object from last thanksgiving.

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