Unifang


an animal (cat/dog/etc) missing a significant portion of an upper canine tooth. a unifang is identified by an awkward smile with a single fang protruding from beneath the upper lip region. if a unifang bites you, the bite mark can be recognized by the unsymmetric pattern of the missing canine portion.
odie: did you leave that bite mark on jon’s hand when you got busted stealing the lasagna?
garfield: let me guess, you noticed it has my unifang trademark?

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