Uniform Nazi
uniform n-z-(s).
1. any teacher/group of teachers that not only takes it upon themselves to enforce the school uniform policy, but will actually walk up to you with no warning and fix your tie/tuck in your shirt/confiscate your jacket etc.
2. any teacher/group of teachers who are so serious about the school’s uniform policy that they will give a student an on the spot detention or something similar for having a wonky tie/untucked shirt/pink bobble etc.
1. a: omg can you believe what ms. a just did?
b: why, what did she do?
c: she just walked over and pure tucked a’s shirt in!
b: no way!
a: she did!
c: she is such a uniform n-z-.
2. a: omg ms. b just put me on report-!
b: omg why?
a: she saw me in the corridor and i didn’t have my shirt tucked in.
c: really, that is so lame.
a: seriously, look!
b: omg that is so stupid.
a: she is such a uniform n-z-.
-being on report – serious punishment in some high schools where a teacher has to sign a report card at the end of every lesson to say that whatever you are on report for has improved/worsened/stayed the same. if no improvement is shown over a certain length of time the student will be suspended/expelled.
a teacher who believes that a school’s uniform policy is the bible, and treats it this way. offenders of the uniform are practically shot on site.
a: hey, i’m wearing jeans when i shouldn’t!
b: don’t get caught by mr teacher, he’s a real uniform n-z-!
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